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the douche brothers
Seated at the base of the stairwell are two friends
in good spirits having a jovial conversation.
GREG is a seasoned douchebag with 20 years
experience in douchebagism under his belt. He
acts like a real life version of ’Quagmire’ the sex
maniac from TV’s ’Family Guy’.
DOUG is his junior protege and is keen to learn
the art of being a douchebag.
GREG (BREAKING THE SILENCE) You got my
DOUG Yeh man, that chick was hot on the
rebound. She’s a sure fire winner.
GREG Thanks bro, I got my mojo back. What a
night. I did almost every position in the Kama